Blair Angeles, a 67-year-old divorcee, mother and grandmother says her sexual fantasy involves “a candle-lit room with sexy music and lots of champagne.”

Sorry, Blair. No candle-lit room for your first-ever fuck video. No champagne.

But we did get you JMac and his big, thick cock.

“Thank you!” Blair said.

“You’re welcome,” we said.

Think about it: Blair is 67. Most women her age are retired. Traveling. Maybe playing cards and tennis with their friends in some retirement community.

Here, Blair, who does enjoy playing canasta, tennis and backgammon, is sucking and fucking a 32-year-old dude with one of the biggest cocks in porn, a powerful guy who really knows how to hammer pussy.

And she takes it very well, thank you.

Blair lives just outside of Philadelphia. She describes herself as an “entrepreneur, consultant and cosmopolitan woman of the world.”

She also said, “I absolutely love to pleasure myself. I use nipple clips for stimulation and a massager.”

She has sex every day, but she describes herself as “a one-man woman.” Lucky man.

Her kinkiest sexual encounter? “In my city where I live, I was out to dinner with an amazing young man, and I asked to be excused to go to the ladies room, and he followed me in and was waiting outside the door, and he burst in and we had sex on the floor. That was bizarre! It was a really nice restaurant, too.

“I like men of any age. I’ve been very fortunate to have a smorgasbord of men.”

Today, JMac is on her smorgasboard. Let’s welcome our newest 60Plus MILF in the best way we know how. You know what that is, gentlemen.